Amber is the sluttiest name...

Natasha and I have always suspected that certain girl names are associated with looser ways,just like some names are associated with bitchiness...like Tiffany, everyone knows a super bitchy Tiffany.I feel like when you hear the name Liv it is a fun and sexy name,one syllable, easy to remember and it makes you think of Liv Tyler who is a sexy rockstar offspring. And Natasha is the name of only the highest priced Russian mail order brides and European models,when guys hear the name Natasha they are immediately intrigued. (I'm sure that Natasha would disagree with this statement but I really believe that I'm right here. I agree. With me.)
So we sat our friend Dan Madonia down, split a pot brownie with him,and polled him to find out which is the sluttiest name.Dan has toured on warped tour, Opened for huge comedians like Andrew Dice Clay and is, himself,the offspring of a porn star and comedian so he has seen is fair share of tail. We are pretty sure that Dan has received blowjobs from girls of all different ages,colors and creeds so he is like a vaginal Census, he was the perfect person to help us crack the case.

T&T- "How many Tiffany-s would you say have blown you?"
DM- "6."

T&T- "I've always said that Sheila is a super slutty name, how many of those have you banged?"
DM-" Only 2."
T&T-"Hmm...well there goes that theory. Stop tickling me, Dan."

T&T-"Kendra is a kinda slutty name. That one slutty Kendra got her own show. How many Kendras have you made shame shower?"
DM- "It's been about 5."

T&T-"You have a Brianne tattoo on your stomach..how many Briannes has that reeled on to your wiener?"
DM- "Well I've been with 3."

T&T-" Ok...What name do YOU think is the sluttiest?"
DM-"Amber. I've been with tons and tons of Ambers. It's just a super common name."
T&T- "Yeah you never hear an Amber say 'Good day to you sir, I politely decline your offer for casual sex because I am late to go study!' ever."
DM -"No but you do get texts from them when their boyfriend is outta town."
Exactly.
So our study proves that the sluttiest name of all is actually Dan Madonia.



...Yeah this photo is from Boners.com...