My best tweets.

I have been hearing about this "Night of 140 tweets" thing where Celebs got to go up at a party and recite their favorite tweets that they have written. Well today I realized that I have 6,020 tweets. I have been retweeted by amazing people like Diablo Cody, Arj Barker and Dita Von Teese. I think I should share some of my favorite one liners with you guys.

*You think if "The Hoff" was ever on the show Jag he'd refer to himself as "Jag-Hoff"?

*Pitch for a new MTV show. MTV goes door to door in my neighborhood telling the aspiring musicians that they will never ever make it.

*I think I have feline aids... Or a coconut rum hangover.

*I bet Carl senior really feels sad about his shitty accomplishments.

*Spoiler Alert: Hole is now just 3 guys and 45% of Courtney Love. Please RT

*Either 2 transformers are fucking outside my window or that garbage truck needs a silencer.

And this is just the highlights of this week!
So follow me, numb-nuts.
@livviesmalls
and Natasha
@natasha_darling

...sometimes we tweet pics when we are having a good boob day.