Jennifer Aniston is barren. (allegedly)

Everything about Jen Aniston looks tight...but not in a sexy way...in more of a "wound so tight that she looks like she might implode" kind of way. Every time I see her on a red carpet I wonder if any second a cloud of dust will blow out of her reproduction system as if you were clearing out a dirty chimney with a bowling ball, but it never happens. Joking about this brings Natasha and I hours and hours of joy.
We can look at anything that looks dry, empty or pathetic and call it Jennifer Aniston.


At Christmas time we had our tree sitting in our living room undecorated for over a week. Every time we looked at it, one of us would whisper "Aniston!"


Driving to Vegas....Aniston.


UGH! There are no groceries in the fridge! What is this? Jennifer Aniston's womb?!


It really works in every scenario and makes you feel better about not having a womb filled with charcoal and failure.