How Evan went blind.

Me-
i just took a huge bong rip and called NY state unemployment

Evan-
heroic

Me-
this could get messy

Evan-
dont worry, you'll be on hold long enough for your high to run out

Me-
they told me to "Try again later" I yelled "Well I'll be stoned then too!"

Evan-
AHHAHHAHHS

Me-
omg
I said the dirtiest thing to this viking i'm talking to
it was hilarious

Evan-
spill it

Me-
haha
I told him that my vagina was neat like Ikea. (you have to write down what you want with a golf pencil and someone will assist you.)

Evan-
ahahhahahahahhaa
so good

Me-
....and everything is do it yourself

Evan-

oh.

my.

god.

Me-
do you like my fb pic... it is SO 90's

Evan-
hahaha SO make-out club

Me-
I'm also doing an imitation of a lion cub yawning

Evan-
ahhah i love it

Me-
where is makeoutclub when you need it?

Evan-
i have friends who got married from it
Evan-
DOOOOOOMMMMEDD!

Me-
i had a dude from it.
AND i met my 2 big bro bffs there.

Evan-
wow

Me-
i still talk to the dude all of the time

Evan-
wow

Me-
that reminds me..i have a sext to answer.

every day I either wake up with a text from you or him

Evan-
ahhaha
we are fighting for your ikea zone

Me-
well it's cheap but everything ends up being hot glued together anyway.

Evan
hahahahaaaa
i just laughed so hard i went blind for a second

Me-
lol
this is seriously the best fb chat yet

Evan-
i love this chat
chat roulette
we should write a movie

Me-
oh ghod
we should

Evan-
where we find our identical twins on chatroulette

Me-
lol
but it's just you and me

Evan-
but it will be embarassing bc i will be jerking off while it happens
ahhahahaa
awesome

Me-
but we are like "WOW the similarity is UNCANY!"
its like Twins 2

Evan-
lets write a movie about how you and i are the only people who are left on chatroullette

Me-
You are Devito

Evan-
ahahhaha
totally
totes

Me-
and we have to repopulate chat roulette
but its just cybering

Evan-
hahaha i smell a blockbuster

Me-
mel gibson will direct

Evan-
now that FB movie is coming out, we need to capitalize
there will be a jacuzzi scene

Me-
It will be like Showgirls and Twins met on Make out club and had a baby.